The Drunken Tenor will play at the Seattle Fringe Festival Mar 24, 25, 31 and Apr 1, 2017. Here's a preview of the tenor's talent and hilarity as he shows you what it's like when Jack Black meets Pavarotti.
What do you do when it's cold outside? Warm up your insides with a naughty toddy! Dirty, dirty, naughty toddy.
No freezer? No problem. When you're on the road and strapped for ice, here's how you McGyver your cocktail!
I had the pleasure of trying this parody song out for December's Opera on Tap. Many thanks to that audience for unknowingly becoming my captive guinea pigs. This song is my opera singer's lament, which may or may not be inspired by true life events.
The exclusive version of Paul Anka's "Trump's Way" just in time for the inauguration... except Anka came to his senses and pulled out of the event. Nonetheless, it's important to deconstruct how to do things Trump's Way.
On November 23, 1963 the BBC first aired Dr. Who and the Doctor has been traveling through time ever since. To celebrate, here is a Tardis blue drink sure to please the palate. Plan now for this truly awesome day of the year.
To make the Sonic Screwdriver, you need the following ingredients:
Mandarin orange vodka
Squeeze of lemon
Shake over ice and strain into your favorite chilled glass for a fantastic Tardis day celebration.
Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a slutty princess...
Pom Wow! Pomegranate juice
Shake over ice
Add Ginger Beer
The Vesper cocktail first appeared in Ian Fleming's novel Casino Royale (1953) when James Bond asked, specifically, for the ingredients. Since then, Lillet has been hard to come by, fortunately I've cracked the code. Watch, then drink, but know this is all alcohol so pace yourselves.
Small brown dog (neither shaken, nor stirred)
3 oz blueberry basil infused vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
Shake it over ice
Garnish with boozy fruit or whatever you like!
Here's how I make the blueberry vodka I use for different drinks-- it's easy and it sure tastes better than all those flavored vodkas out there on the market. I got my Prodyne fruit infusion bottle at Total Wine, but you can also find it on Amazon here.
Behold the majesty of a cocktail so green and minty that it rivals the dive pool at this year's Rio Summer Games.
And now the recipe and directions, should you decide to dive in:
Throw into your shaker
5-6 mint leaves
Spoon or so of sugar
Squeeze half a lime
3 oz of Cachaca
Using a spoon, drizzle Green Creme de Menthe down the inside of martini glass
Behold! the Mighty Trump with my "Sriracha Baboon Anus" cocktail and his tiny, cucumber enveloped with curly pasta existence.Read More
Last week on The Daily Show, we learned we had two choices in this year's election: Vanilla Yogurt and Sriracha Baboon Anus. Therefore, I created a cocktail that I felt embodied the spirit of the season.
I present to you, Sriracha Baboon Anus.
1 oz Reposado Tequila - Milagro Tequila suggested
1 oz Banana Liqueur - Draper’s Banana suggested
½ oz Triple Sec
Wash the glass with Mezcal - Mezcal Sacrificio suggested
4 slices of Cucumber
¼ of a lime
Sriracha Chilli Powder Simple Syrup *
First you muddle cucumber. But because it's for Trump, I use the mini cucumbers.
Make a simple syrup using Sriracha and chili powder. I added a spoonful to the tiny
cucumbers! Squeeze a quarter lime wedge in and put that into the bottom of a shaker!
Since there's not a wall yet, use a shot of tequila.
Because of baboon, procure banana liquor.
Then half a shot of triple sec.
Swish the glass with mescal... Because of those Mexicans.
Vigorously shake, and pour into your glass.
This drink a little sweet and spicy, and really you don't want more than one. Much like a Trump presidency,
I'm not sure I'll finish it. Wait, who am I kidding?
*How to make the simple syrup: Start with 2 oz of water and bring to boil. Add 2 oz of sugar. Then add three squeezes of Sriracha and a couple of shakes of Chili powder. (To taste)