Sriracha Baboon Anus: The Shrine

Because I came up with this delightfully refreshing Mexican-based drink, I thought it only fair to try it out at "The Donald," himself: One of five art installation statues around the country happens to be in Seattle.

And so I toast unto his tiny cucumber. 

Thanks to my new friends at No Parking on Pike, a vintage store that rescued Naked Trump from the mean Seattle streets.

Thanks to my new friends at No Parking on Pike, a vintage store that rescued Naked Trump from the mean Seattle streets.